the great style of spn women - Jo Harvelle (1/5)
in Europe we don’t say ‘i hate you’ we say ‘nil points’ which roughly translates as ‘we still hold a grudge against you for something a while back and we don’t share a border with you either’ i think that’s lovely don’t you?
once a year europe go together and fight a war but since we’re civilized people we don’t use weapons we send our worst singer to try and make the other countries deaf. we are forced into submission to vote on one of the other countries and the winner rules europe for the next year as the Supreme Commander Of Eurovision All Glory To Him/Her/Them
the voting is so intense you can cut the tension with the knife that your neighboring country will use to stab your country in the back with
Germany needs to buy more friends.
we tried. But Germany is like that kid that’ll always lend you money while smiling but you know you don’t have to give it back because after that one big desaster it won’t dare to beat you up for it.
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“You have never done what you were told. Not completely. You don’t even die right, do you?”