Love is the motherfucking answer.
Given the prevailing climatic conditions, using this lubricant is like trying to buttfuck a virgin underaged Phuket whore with chalk when KY is clearly called for, sir.
NATE: I do however have an issue with unprofessional conduct of senior enlisted personelle in this company.
KASEM: Nate, I—
NATE: Gunnery Sergeant. You do not fucking come up on a discussion with the captain and myself and speak unless you are spoken to. And nobody fucking spoke to you.